The below definitions are in honor of my mother and all the jokes, puns, word games she collected to share with the seniors on their tours.
Artery – The study of paintings
Bacteria – The back door of a cafeteria
Caesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome
CAT scan – Searching for a kitty
Cauterize – Made eye contact with her
Dilate – To live long
Labor Pain – Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff – A doctor’s cane
Out Patient – A patient who fainted
Post Operative – A letter carrier
Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport